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I Love the 20s

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Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.
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Covarr
21 days ago
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To be fair, "90s kid" describes anyone born between about 1978 and 2006".
Moses Lake, WA
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alt_text_bot
21 days ago
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Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.

New Year's Eve

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"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.
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Covarr
23 days ago
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This thought has occurred to me many, many times. Usually when trying to remember my own age.
Moses Lake, WA
tedder
23 days ago
doctor: 'how old are you?' me: "[number]?"
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23 days ago
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"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.

Imagine Going Back in Time

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I wonder what the trendy adults in 2019 who are too cool for Pokemon will be into. Probably Digimon!
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Covarr
88 days ago
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What if time machines have already been invented in the future but they can only travel to times that have time machines?
Moses Lake, WA
zippy72
87 days ago
That has actually been suggested as a probable limitation of time machines for quite a long time.
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alt_text_bot
89 days ago
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I wonder what the trendy adults in 2019 who are too cool for Pokemon will be into. Probably Digimon!
kazriko
89 days ago
Digimon Stories: Cyber Sleuth is a pretty good game really.

Wardrobe

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If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.
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Covarr
93 days ago
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Time to vote on... uh... Narniexit? Brarnia?
Moses Lake, WA
yerfdogyrag
90 days ago
Aslanxit?
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GaryBIshop
93 days ago
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Go Narnia
alt_text_bot
93 days ago
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If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.

53 Cards

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Well, there's one right here at the bottom, where it says "53."
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Covarr
95 days ago
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If there's one thing I know about binary, it's that 1+1=10. If there's one thing I know about basic arithmetic, it's that 10-2=8. So if you spend one energy unit, then spend one more, and have a net gain of 8, that sounds pretty perpetual to me.
Moses Lake, WA
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lograh
93 days ago
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For a bit there I was expecting a Banach–Tarski joke.
davidar
95 days ago
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Also people claiming to have invented lossless compression schemes which are guaranteed to compress every possible file.
zippy72
94 days ago
And got parents on them approved as well...
wishngrab
89 days ago
Ha ha very funny.Good. Wishngrab.com Keep it up
alt_text_bot
96 days ago
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Well, there's one right here at the bottom, where it says "53."

Cell Phone Functions

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... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...
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Covarr
107 days ago
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Now, I'm not saying I've used my phone as a bottle opener, but I'm especially not saying I haven't.
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BalooUriza
107 days ago
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I feel like I did these out of order since "camera" and "credit card" happened around the same time for me since I was an early adopter on G Pay a decade ago.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
hairfarmerrich
107 days ago
Yeah, I'm not really getting the significance of the order of the Y-axis. If it's supposed to be the order of the majority of peoples' specialized device sunsetting, I'd say camera came before web browser. I still haven't sunsetted a desktop browser and haven't used a dedicated camera for years.
alexjurkiewicz
107 days ago
thanks for letting us know you are an outlier, you are very cool
llucax
107 days ago
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MP3/music Player, Sound Recorder, dB meter, steps counter, barometer, altimeter, GPS, mirror, pager, metronome, baby monitor, 2FA, paperweight.
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... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...
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