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Lightsabers

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A lot of Jedi romances start with this turning into a Lady and the Tramp spaghetti situation.
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Covarr
24 days ago
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Egon warned them never to cross the streams, and they didn't listen.
East Helena, MT
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gordol
24 days ago
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Reminds me of... https://youtu.be/pPkWZdluoUg?t=89
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Assigning Numbers

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Gödel should do an article on which branches of math have the lowest average theorem number.
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Covarr
27 days ago
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If I assign numbers to letters of the alphabet...
East Helena, MT
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apurpleofficial
17 days ago
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cool
MN, USA
digimemberss
20 days ago
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nice
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ReadLots
28 days ago
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Social science.

Childhood Toys

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The rope keeps breaking, I'm covered in bruises and scrapes, and I've barely reached the end of my driveway, but I don't care--I'm determined to become the first person to commute to work by tetherball.
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Covarr
44 days ago
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One RC car might not be enough to carry a full-grown man, but what about 40 RC cars tied together?
East Helena, MT
jtgrimes
42 days ago
What If? - book 3
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deebee
38 days ago
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Something something, Electric wagon
America City, America
Groxx
43 days ago
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A rare case where I think he has miscategorized: electric unicycles make a LOT of sense. The giant wheel rolls over common minor things that kill scooters, and you don't need both hands on it at all times to steer.
Silicon Valley, CA
bootsofdoom
43 days ago
The category is "practicality", not sense-making - unicycles are harder to learn, control and master, and are much less common and more expensive; in all those senses they are less practical
WebWrangler
39 days ago
EUC for the win!! Coffee in one hand. One hand free to wave at the “practical people”.
bootsofdoom
39 days ago
Hipster Segways.

Outlet Denier

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There are regularly placed bumps on the undersde just the right size to press the rocker switch on the power strip.
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Covarr
77 days ago
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This is merely the natural conclusion of the idiotic design patterns we already see on many power adapters.
East Helena, MT
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CblackFeed42
74 days ago
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Next up on this episode of "Power Hoarders." Also known as the, "Putin Plug" ;)
Portland, OR.
acdha
76 days ago
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I’m expecting to get this from the next off brand Amazon purchase.
Washington, DC

What If? 2

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CLARIFICATION: By 9/13, I mean September 13th, not the 9th day of Jancember, the cursed 13th month that exists between December and January in the transdimensional temporal plane.
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Covarr
109 days ago
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I thought the thirteenth month was Smarch. I hear it has lousy weather.
East Helena, MT
marcrichter
109 days ago
Hear, hear! :DDD
bluebec
108 days ago
Oh right, I thought it was Octember
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Latency

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Each SCAPDFATIAT point increases the chance that the process will involve the phrase 'by the next business day.'
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Covarr
130 days ago
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I feel attacked.
East Helena, MT
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jgbishop
133 days ago
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Haha. So true!
Durham, NC
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