My favorite is Instant Pot recipes, which frequently don't include pressurizing or depressurizing time. Even with lightspeed prep, it's literally impossible to make these meals in the total time on the recipe.
[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]
I need to be pedantic (because what other way is there to be): You can launch the ball from anywhere behind the line. As such, aim isn't just a matter of release direction, but also of starting position. Throwing from just to the side of center along with a slight angle is often better than perfectly centered and perfectly straight.